Thursday, 7 February 2008

LDR Rules?

I just got back from having dinner with Same and his friends. Two them are Thai, one was Chinese, and another was Puerto Rican. It comes as no surprise that all of them are gay. The conversation turned towards the topic of long distance relationships. The Chinese guy admits to having a boyfriend back in Hong Kong and has an "open relationship". I admitted to having bad experiences with LDR's and open relationships.

"Well John, have you heard of the rules?" he asked coyly.

1. Don't fall in love.
2. Only blow jobs are allowed.
3. Absolutely NO ANAL SEX!
4. It's just sex, fucking, fornicating. Nothing more.
5. Don't fall in love.

Apparently they've been following these rules for four years now.

I was astonished.

On a side note, if you're ever in Tampa try Gallagher's Steakhouse. It's a branch of the original one in New York. The steak is just as fantastic and the service impeccable. Try the aged Porterhouse and the potatoes au gratin.


Anonymous said...

Hei! Migoyski here! So you update your blogspot account and not your LJ? Hehe.

cant_u_read said...

one aged porterhouse for delivery, please.

tung chung island, hk.

John Halcyon von Rothschild said...

@migoy- I really should try to update the LJ, but I'm not too familiar with it. I'm just so used to blogger.

@rye- right away sir! do you want the cute worker that serves it too?